Listed are items that will make me suicidal if I am forced to endure them. You can buy them for yourself through Amazon if your tastes differ from mine, or give them to someone for the holidays as a cruel prank. Plus hey, I'll get a cut for sales from the very things I despise, the irony is rich! In no particular order:
Because God is cruel to me, someone who inspired people by being unattractive but a pretty good singer has become famous and made more money than I will probably ever have in my lifetime. It doesn't help I like pretty much none of the songs she sings or the way she sings them. She ruined the Julie London song "Cry me a River" that I genuinely enjoyed. Damn you Boyle!
I flat-out told my girlfriend that if she ever wants to do the most cruel thing possible to me she could sit me down and make me watch this all the way through.
I was forced to sit through the second movie, and having never seen the 1st I not only hated it, but had no idea what was going on. Watching a special edition of the latest flick will surely drive me insane.
The worst thing possible to happen to music. Utterly fake, completely talentless, and annoying as hell too.
That is all for now.