I was at the grocery store the other day and noticed Fun Dip. A classic treat from the Ferrara Candy Company (although Wonka owns it as of 2018), the idea behind it is cute. You lick a stick made out of sugar so it gets wet, stick it in a packet of powerdery sugar, get that sugar on your other stick of sugar, and lick it off. Repeat the process until everything is gone and you're all set!
The thing is, I never ate Fun Dip the way you're supposed to. I don't know anyone who ever did. All of my friends would just bite into the sticks and eat them, then pour the dip out of the packet and down our throats like eagerly over-sugared baby birds. I honestly am curious, did anyone as a kid ever eat Fun Dip as the company intended? These are the things that I think about when I'm trying to mediate and relax but my brain always refuses to go down without a fight.