National Doughnut Day

Today is June 5th, and that is National Doughnut Day! I am a fan of doughnuts and generally enjoy a standard glazed one or maybe some chocolate icing on top. I have read other countries find it odd how America associates the doughnut with breakfast, as many other places think of it more as a straight-up dessert. No matter how you categorize doughnuts, they are delicious! Many stores, from big chains to shops that are local to you, will be running promotions, so go get yourself a doughnut if you'd like! Oh, and yes, it can be spelled Donut too; either is acceptable, I just do the fancier wording for fun.

"The Hab," From Bad Idea is a Must-Read Only Two Issues In

"The Hab," is a new mini-series from Bad Idea. They're the publisher who puts out great books and often does odd gimmicks that vary between cute and annoying. When you ignore the gimmicks, you're still left with superb books, though. "The Hab," is only two issues in, but already has me hooked with its mix of sci-fi and horror. This comic is focused on a billionaire, his family, and a chunk of staff fleeing to a massive underground habitat he had built in the case of some world-ending event. What has happened hasn't been disclosed, and very well may not be, but it was some worst-case scenario as now everyone is in the big ol' Hab. The problem is, as the first issue reveals, something else is there too.

It isn't too big a spoiler to reveal that some strange microscopic organism has found its way into the supposedly purified water of the Hab and is causing everyone to hallucinate, as the resident doctor determines. In a strange twist, the staff appears to be sharing in their hallucinations, with the common theme being that this thing wants them to kill themselves. The claustrophobic environment mixed with some unknown, tiny, dangerous creation after everyone gives the comic a vibe of, "Alien meets The Thing," whilst still being totally unique. A billionaire making sure they are taken care of while shrugging at the fate of 99.9% or so of the rest of the World also is quite topical these days as folks like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, or Mark Zuckerberg float around in mega yachts or plan safehouses in outer space, whilst the rest of the World's economy seems to teeter on the edge of a collapse daily.

Writer Joshua Dysart has been in comics for years and knows how to craft a superb story. The fact that he has David Lapham and Bill Sienkiewicz providing art makes this an incredible creative team. The feeling of dread just drips from the pages as the cast of characters grapple with the disturbing images brought up to their consciousness by this unknown bacteria/mold/whatever it is. I find it a little funny how Bad Idea has been hyping up the fact that their comic, "Ordained," was optioned to be a movie when I think this comic is begging for some kind adaptation! We're two issues into the planned five, and I am eager to see just how weird things get.

Missouri Cut Funding for Dolly Parton's Imagination Library, A Program That Helps Children Learn to Read

In a move that would make even a despicable movie super-villain gasp and say, "Wow, that's just evil," the state of Missouri and its many idiotic legislators (not all, but many) have a new budget that cuts a lot of things that help people. I guess when you need to spend so much time trying to re-outlaw abortion, you only have a moment to consider how Dolly Parton's Imagination Library should be safe from budget cuts.

In an email that is worded in a manner much more politely than I'd have written to folks, "In 2023, the State of Missouri and The Dollywood Foundation formed a partnership to fully fund the Imagination Library statewide, so that every eligible child in Missouri could receive free books at home. That partnership grew quickly. Today, nearly 170,000 Missouri children receive a book from Dolly each month. The current state budget includes a significant reduction in funding for this program, driven by decisions made at the state legislature and the governor's office. Because of that reduction, the program will close to new enrollments on July 1, 2026. If your child is already enrolled, books will continue arriving until the funds run out. We expect that to happen within 4 to 6 months." I would have tweaked the last sentence to go, "We expect that to happen within 4 to 6 months because these jokers in the Missouri Senate and House would rather cut funding for students and drive us off a budget cliff with a moronic scheme to eliminate income tax (thereby leading to jacked-up sales taxes) than invest in programs people agree are good."

Seriously, teaching children to read isn't controversial. Dolly Parton's Imagination Library works with state governments to send a book to children every month that they can read and treasure. Some households can't afford to buy books, and even getting transportation (or having the time) to go to a local library can be difficult. Something everyone likes is going to be cut in the name of things almost nobody wants, like the usual tax cuts for rich folks, or hours that could be spent legislating being wasted on creating new amendments designed to wreck our citizen-led initiative petition voting process (for real, this August's Amendment 4 sucks). I know some things are controversial when it comes to getting them funded, but helping children achieve literacy shouldn't be sacrificed in the name of other pork barrel politics.

"Absolute Batman," Has So Many Variant Covers These Days

"Absolute Batman," is a massive hit of a comic. Oftentimes, popular books will have many variant covers made to increase sales in various ways, such as ratio variants and store/retailer exclusive covers. I will sometimes buy a ratio cover if it isn't too expensive and looks really cool, but I have never really bought many store variants. I don't have an issue with a big store/chain getting the rights to release an official variant cover with unique art, I just imagine it would be maddening to try and collect all of a particular issue's covers if it were a, "Hot," series. With the fact that, "Absolute Batman," is so popular in mind, it both makes sense and is wild to see how the upcoming 21st issue currently has (let me check my notes) eighty-one covers planned and counting.

Is this a good sign that the comic-book market is strong, or is this a warning about an approaching bubble in the market that could burst at any second from overproduction? To quote Abe Simpson, "A little from Column A, a little from Column B." In all seriousness, I would be amazed if anybody out there is trying to acquire all of these covers. I bet there are people who follow a specific artist or just dig some artwork who will pick up a retailer-exclusive variant or two. That said, I usually am happy just grabbing the standard, "A," cover of whatever book I'm reading unless something utterly wows me--so I guess you never know!

Music Mondays: Olivia Dean's Songs Sound Like a Hollow Imitation of the Past

The first time I heard of or saw Olivia Dean was on, "Saturday Night Live." Her song, "Man I Need," sounded like something straight out of the 1970's but weirdly soulless. It evoked the past while failing to give us anything particularly new. Her voice was good, but she sounded like a mediocre impression of music from the past without any unique spin. I figured I should give her a chance, but her other big hit, "So Easy," makes me think of Minnie Riperton without the vocal range or lyrical depth. I've listened to other tunes and find that there is no substance to Dean's music. Her songs ring more hollow than when someone signs, "Best wishes, we'll miss you," on the going-away card for a co-worker everyone actually finds (somehow) simultaneously dull and annoying. When I listen to an assortment of songs by Dean, I feel indifference and irritation.

I know Olivia Dean has many fans, and I am not setting out to, "Yuck," anyone's, "Yum." I debated even writing this article as I didn't want to come across as writing a mean-spirited, "Hit piece." That said, the fact that every time a song by Dean comes on the radio, I'll change the station to anything else as quickly as I can deserves discussion. I just wish she'd use her unquestionably great voice to make better music. Alex G. Frank once wrote for Medium, "There’s too much 'retro' pop in the world now — Olivia Dean could be an antidote." I'm afraid I only half-agree. Dean isn't an antidote; she's just another dose of auditory poison.