In less than 30 minutes the 58th Super Bowl will commence. The San Francisco 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs will be going head-to-head in Las Vegas. I suppose I'm rooting for the Chiefs not simply because I live in Missouri but also due to how Travis Kelece and Taylor Swift have been enraging conservatives lately simply by existing and doing their own thing as well as being a cute couple. Seriously though, I'm mainly here for the funny commercials (at least the ones that weren't already aired) and Usher at the Halftime show. I hope everyone who chooses to watch the Super Bowl has fun and is responsible if they choose to drink alcohol along with the game or enjoy any other substance--it can be a dangerous day when people make poor decisions. With that said, let's have fun watching the Super Bowl--or Puppy Bowl if you prefer that!