That Horrible Pre-Order Scam for "Deus Ex: Mankind Divded" Is Cancelled!

Hooray!

When I read that the pre-order scheme for, "Deus Ex: Mankind Divided," which I relentlessly mocked at the start of September, had been cancelled, I simply thought, "Oh thank God." Apparently fan demand for such an atrocious thing to not occur convinced the publisher, Square-Enix, to just give folk who pre-order the game all the goodies they, "Deserve." I put the word deserve in quotation marks because pre-ordering games is a foolish endeavor and one I quit doing long ago upon seeing it only led to awful, awful things.

So yes, this is good news. Now stop pre-ordering games, as sites besides me will tell you too.