I like to tell you, my readers, about various flavors of soda. Some are decent, some are terrible. Mountain Dew has released a new, "Flamin' Hot," flavor. I tried it and found myself sufficiently grossed out after a few sips. It tastes like Mountain Dew but then you get a weird and uncomfortable tingle in the back of your throat like you need to cough and your nose maybe runs a little. I guess that's the, "Flamin' Hot," magic at work? It just made me feel icky and I poured the rest of the soda down the drain after experiencing what the latest Mountain Dew flavor had to offer. I guess nothing will ever top the deliciousness that is Code Red.