I'll Admit it, I Want a French Fry Candle

Yet no french fry scent.

McDonald's has recently announced they will be releasing an assortment of scented candles that smell like one of their products--namely, their Quarter Pounder. There will be six candles that smell like its components: Bun, ketchup, pickles, cheese, onion and beef. I can't eat beef due to an allergy, and I am shocked they didn't make a candle about their best product of all. Yes, we need a french fry candle.

I don't care about a candle that gives me the aroma of ketchup or some bread. That doesn't get me excited. The thought of a candle that gives me a whiff of delicious, hot, salted french fries puts my heart aflutter, however. Whether my heart is aflutter because I'm excited or due to eating too many french fries is up for debate. Come on, McDonald's, make it happen!