Thursday, August 7, 2025

A Cryptocurrency Group is Throwing Neon Green Sex Toys onto the Court at WNBA Games...What?

In proof we live in possibly the dumbest timeline possible, some weird group of cryptocurrency promoters has been engaging in so-called "Pranks," where they throw neon green sex toys onto the court during WNBA games. As if Crypto couldn't be any more annoying, now it's dabbling in clear misogyny despite any claims otherwise. Now copycats are doing it too, so it's losers all around. Putting aside the clear danger of a player tripping on any object thrown on the court, this also illustrates a clear security issue. 

If those in charge of the safety of players and attendees can't stop someone from bringing a massive neon green dildo into a game, that means the chances of a small firearm being snuck in are probably pretty high. You missed the big ol' sex toy, after all, so what hope do we have you'll catch a smaller pistol? It is worrisome from multiple angles of thought, clearly. Plus, it is just stupid to disrupt a game that other people want to enjoy just to promote the latest pump and dump Crypto scam--which is practically all Crypto. 

In closing, should you want to throw any object onto a court/rink/field that you're not supposed to throw, for any reason, don't do it. I mean, you can throw a hat out during a hockey game if there is a hat trick, but that is a rare situation--and still not a neon green dildo! Come on, people, this reality we live in is getting ridiculous.

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